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"Queen Latifah looks like a 130 pound Mexican boy, and Coolio looks like that boy's white girlfriend. That's especially inexcusable because how hard is it to make a graphic look like Coolio? You draw a guy and then draw a black octopus on his head. Six year olds could draw you a picture of Coolio."

- Opis igre Rapjam Volume 1 iz (legit) seznama najslabših iger na spletni strani seanbaby.com

V luči novic o odkritju zaloge kartušev z izredno slabo igro E.T., ki jih je več kot trideset let nazaj proizvajalec Atari pokopal globoko pod puščavo v New Mexicu – kot da bi šlo za nevarne odpadke, se razume – si bomo ogledali slabe igre in diskurz o njih. Bom tudi predstavil SGDQ 2014, dogodek, ki se ga zelo veselim in ki vam bo dal možnost, da v enem tednu postanete pravi strokovnjaki za slabe špile in za retro gaming na sploh.

Omenili smo: Superman za Nintendo 64, Zelda: Wand of Gamelon in Link: Faces of Evil, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (AVGN in svetovni rekord), Captain Novolin, Kris Kross: Make My Video, Desert Bus, Takeshi no Chousenjou, Action 52/Cheetah Men, in "the best video game ever", Big Rigs Over The Road Racing (Stan Burdman in AVGN).