Just do it

Right hand: a ring that spanned three fingers ... and carried the word »Prime.« Also a square pinky ring.

Left hand: Matching three finger ring with the word »Time.« Plus a gold pinky ring in the form of a dollar sign.

Right wrist: Almost barren. Just a chain link bracelet.

Left wrist: A Gucci watch and another bracelet.

Chest: The auditor needed Deion's help here, so thick was the golden cluster. Thumbing through the necklaces, Deion called 'em out: Dollar sign ... Prime Time ... dollar sign ... Jesus on the cross ... dollar sign ... my number (2)... dollar sign. That made seven. He omitted a simple choker.

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Sounds like something a hater would say.